Good to know you have surrendered to leftist “homo speak” and refuse (or afraid) to point out the truth.
Sounds like typical RINO speak to me...assimilating to leftism.
I’m sorry you are so unhappy that you can’t just enjoy the humor, irony, sarcasm in the piece - not to mention the incredible prescience of the piece, and how it deconstructs and mocks the ESPN and Oprah mindset.
Or perhaps it is just over your head.
I am gratified that across the web, most are able to appreciate all of that.