“Oh my gosh! You sound like one of those filthy capitalists. The internet is a right, like free healthcare, abortions on demand, lifelong terms in office for politicians where they become millionaires.”
Then explain to us why COMCAST is not cheating on the standard agreement by attempting to be paid twice for providing the same service as everyone else by using their government granted monopoly to fund the Democrats and Obama to maintain and extend that monopoly for political control.
And you can't see it without a sarcasm tag?