[ken5050]

Best joke of the night:

"President's in good health. Had his annual exam..No polyps in his colon, but they found George Clooney's head up there.."

Obama's best joke...after they bring out the two ferns.. ..he shows a pic of the Fox and Friends hosts..Doocey and Kilmeade on either side of Hasselback..and says.."I'm not the first to appear on TV between two potted plants.."

Did anyone see the red carpet before the dinner?

Meghan McCain's rack is bigger than her IQ..

[joethedrummer]

[M-cubed]

Off the shoulder perfection!....lol

she got the shoulders of a linebacker and the body of a crossdresser

[2ndDivisionVet]

“The correspondent’s dinner was a thoroughly medieval spectacle. Never was a lord’s hall so earnestly thronged by grateful peasants as that venue. The comparison was nearly exact since it featured jesters, court ladies and the obligatory men-at-arms hovering outside the drawbridge of the castle. Royalty was of course in attendance, resplendent in its dazzling gowns and chic elegance. The designated buffoon of the evening was Kathleen Sebelius who was employed as a sight-gag as an obligatory adjunct to something broken as if she could absorb for herself the sins of the King.”

Belmont Club » Anthem for Doomed Youth