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DUmmie FUnnies 04-26-14 (Fauxcahontis vs Hillary)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 26, 2014 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/26/2014 4:41:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

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Weird. Its been like a coupon dead zone out there the past few weeks.
1 posted on 04/26/2014 4:41:20 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
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To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...

PING!


2 posted on 04/26/2014 4:43:10 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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Bow to me lessor repliers!


3 posted on 04/26/2014 4:47:18 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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4 posted on 04/26/2014 4:48:23 PM PDT by null and void ( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
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"Personally, I would much rather see her on the Supreme Court, where her influence and tenure would be much greater."


5 posted on 04/26/2014 4:49:50 PM PDT by DemforBush (A repo man is always intense.)
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Hillary is a real loser. First she gets her clocked cleaned by a white Marxist guy whose rumored father was rumored to be black, now she’s going up against a rich, phony liberal white woman with high cheekbones. LOL! Communist DemocRATS crack me up. They’re all a bunch of phonies.


6 posted on 04/26/2014 4:50:35 PM PDT by FlingWingFlyer (Obama's smidgens are coming home to roost.)
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I wonder how apoplectic libs would be if a conservative obviously lied while claiming to be of Indian descent (oh, sorry, “Native American”).


7 posted on 04/26/2014 5:02:17 PM PDT by jeffc (The U.S. media are our enemy)
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CHEROKEE CHECKBOX
Tune: Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)

She took some small Cherokee ration
Put this on her information
"Native A," although it's slight
She checked the box even though she's white

Took a while till it was known
That Liz is Anglo to the bone
And all the claims she made before
Aren't Lizzie Warren's anymore

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

She took the whole Indian fable
Used it for her PC label
Though she's blond with eyes of blue
She's still a redskin through and through

Cherokee Checkbox, Cherokee Pride
So proud you hold your cheekbones high

But maybe someday when she's beat
Cherokee Checkbox will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat
Will retreat

8 posted on 04/26/2014 5:03:35 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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[Hillary is so tired that she couldn't work up the energy to even think up an original book title.]

I think the correct expression is "she's so 'tared"

9 posted on 04/26/2014 5:48:43 PM PDT by COBOL2Java (I'm a Christian, pro-life, pro-gun, Reaganite. The GOP hates me. Why should I vote for them?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

If/When enters the presidential race, this song could become widely known.


10 posted on 04/26/2014 5:57:03 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (ObamaCare unsubsidized PAID Enrollment Prediction: 66,666)
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So being a junior senator is the new qualification for the Presidency?


11 posted on 04/26/2014 6:17:28 PM PDT by mylife
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Liz to Hillary: I was so worried about you and Chelsea when you spiraled down in that plane amongst the terrorists.

Hillary to Liz: Yeah...it was scary. But not nearly as scary as being an Indian back in the day. Evil white man terrorists! BTW...your cheekbones look great, the reservation must have some really good make-up artists.

I’ve met a few big liars in my life...but none can hold a candle to these two.


12 posted on 04/26/2014 6:29:55 PM PDT by berdie
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Isn’t she merely 2 years younger than Hillary? So it’s the last chance for both of them, essentially.


13 posted on 04/26/2014 6:34:06 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Cruz and/or Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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I haven’t seen this many rainbows and unicorns since obama first ran for faux-resident!

Can’t they even find a candidate who can begin to tell the truth? Or do they just not know the difference...or care.....


14 posted on 04/26/2014 6:50:05 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)
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So being a junior senator is the new qualification for the Presidency?

...and that brings me to...Ted Cruz. He's WAY better qualified as a junior senator than either of these gals are! And honest, which neither of them are!

15 posted on 04/26/2014 6:52:23 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)
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I had forgotten about Ted being a junior senator.


16 posted on 04/26/2014 7:05:07 PM PDT by mylife
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Well, that’s because he doesn’t act like one! He’s a natural-born leader! :)


17 posted on 04/26/2014 7:07:32 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)
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True enough.


18 posted on 04/26/2014 7:10:03 PM PDT by mylife
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Went shooting on my lease today with Nytexan, BuckeyeTexan and her son Little Man.

Had a good time.


19 posted on 04/26/2014 7:12:26 PM PDT by mylife
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That’s great! Wondered what y’all had planned and glad ya had a good ol’ time! Gettin’ it all primed for the shoot? :)


20 posted on 04/26/2014 7:24:12 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!l)
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