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| 25 April 2014
| John Semmens
Posted on 04/25/2014 11:00:14 PM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
I counted 7 people you duped so far.
I was reading it and telling myself “Oh no, there’s no way he’s going there.”
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posted on
04/26/2014 7:42:45 AM PDT
by
wastedyears
(I'm a pessimist, I say plenty of negative things. Consider it a warning of sorts.)
To: wastedyears
Sometimes I wonder if not for the ping from John himself I might be snared too ;’)
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posted on
04/26/2014 7:54:14 AM PDT
by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: John Semmens
doesn't matter what happens, the goathumpers are safety wired to the terrorist/murderous thug position anyway so fill in the blank...
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posted on
04/26/2014 7:58:16 AM PDT
by
Chode
(Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
To: wintertime
As I re read my post I realized it was none too clear in intent. I applaud John’s quality satire. He is remarkable in his ability to capture the soul of progressives at their most ridiculous. Again and again he puts words into their mouths they are likely to speak making them fools and hypocrites to their outrageous cause.
Thank you, John, for your most believable jests.
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posted on
04/26/2014 9:47:47 AM PDT
by
Louis Foxwell
(This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
To: John Semmens
satisfactory sanctions = death
Mad Moe's Murder Cult demands nothing less!
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posted on
04/26/2014 11:26:34 AM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
To: rockrr
>" I might be snared too ;’)"He's got Rush a couple of times.
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posted on
04/26/2014 11:29:06 AM PDT
by
rawcatslyentist
(Jeremiah 50:32 "The arrogant one will stumble and fall ; / ?)
To: John Semmens
Please. Please John. I can't take it anymore.
I'm coughing, gagging, nose running, and tears of blood emanating profusely from my eyes.
People around me are asking if I'm OK? Do I need an ambulance? Is my cemetery plot paid off?
In between wheezes I say. "It's Semmens dammit! He nailed it again!"
To: John Semmens
Sounds like what Western governments are doing in reality.
To: John Semmens
In related news, First Lady Michelle Obama justified her pricy world travels by declaring that “splurging is the key to life. When you have the opportunity to do something interesting or exciting you should grab it.” In the last year the First Lady has grabbed over $20 million from taxpayers for trips to Dublin, Africa, and Hawaii. She also has a retinue of 26 personal servants consuming a total of $1.7 million a year to tend to her every need. Okay, I would wager that there is some (semi?) satire in this.
(Still looking.)
Another Semi-Pulitzer-worthy column John.
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posted on
04/29/2014 2:37:10 PM PDT
by
Seaplaner
(Never give in. Never give in. Never...except to convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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