Although it is true that Ancient Hebrew was developed through the efforts of Apostle of Eris Dr. Van Mojo (Patron Saint of the Season of Discord)
But though he be African Hebrew is not only more like unto itself A Sacred Chao brought to the Middle East by Hung Mung, A Sage of Ancient China and Official Discordian Missionary to the Heathen Chinee.
Hebrew was then widely diasporated by Malaclypse the Elder
During the Mediterranean Walk-About Era.
But in the modernness of today, thorough understanding of Hebrew can only be appreciated completely when viewed (and heard) through the seeings of Zarathud the Incorrigible.
Zarathud expoundiates completely in his commandments (also known as the Several Strong Urges) to which he can be seen pointilliating above.
But Hebrew definitely did not emitiate itself from Africa.
Wow...gonna be one of *those* nights, eh?
To Eris human.
Now that there is just plain funny