[Mastador1]

But I WILL go through the pockets for loose change, take the knife for a trophy, etc.

Just the knife? Not something else to hang from the receiver in the back of the truck?

[Little Ray]

Didn’t you get that part about “not taking this to the taxidermist?”
I settle for the knife (suitably engraved with name, date, and location) hanging over the fireplace.