I'm waiting for him to turn up in Moscow, begging on bended knee for Vladimir the Shirtless to grant him political asylum.
It'd be a classic KGB extraction op.
Obama’s last two official acts in office:
1. Declare war on Russia.
2. Surrender to Russia.
All done within a the time it takes to sign the orders. There’s a “nuclear” option Obama couldn’t resist. (meant to be humor. Possibly failed.)
I've always thought that story of the one known as "obama" being a Soviet agent was probably closer to the truth than his "official" story.
Hopefully, we'll find out the truth soon rather than decades later.