““Hello? Is this 1-900-buy-a-clue?””
“”Obama (aloud): “Ok. I understand now how to handle that Russia/Crimea thing. You’re always a big help, Miss Cleo.””
I do not know who TLS will choose as the best caption but thus far either get my vote! ;-)
As of this writing I’m going through them all right now, and before reading your comment I had already picked those too out.
In short, I agree with you! :-)