Posted on 03/14/2014 7:26:00 PM PDT by John Semmens
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Come on, John! You don’t need to go all Hans Blix on Vlad!
Sure sounds like the sort of stuff Lurch would come up with...(the line grows ever thinner!)
The reset button now activates the ICBMs?
John Kerry's gonna put down a red line.
I guess Kerry’s going to hit Lavrov or Putin with his “Purple Hearts” and say, “See, I’m one tough hombre”.
Maybe he’s hoping that they will die of laughter.
What a damned stupid putz and traitor. a bottle of Ketchup has more intelligence than he has.
Somebody put a dress on Kerry and send him to Cambodia on a slow boat. Please!!
Vlad's security people probably came running into the room to see what all the commotion was about when he read that.
Had to pick him up off the floor and set him back on his chair - probably called medical.
Hoping to start a war to stimulate the economy (one that we will lose badly since 0 gayified it). Yep that’s how bad 0 has botched the economy.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, oh my side hurts, hahahahahahaha!!!!!
With a Russian listening ship in Cuba, to boot.
There are two colors of lines that represent Kerry:
1. Red - as in his support of the communists in Vietnam and Nicaragua
2. Yellow - as in his behavior on the Bay Hap River and in his general political conduct in the face of the enemy (Iran, Sandinistas, FLMN of El Salvador, Castro, Chavez, Morales, Correa, little “Kims” of No. Korea, and the Taliban).
They are known as a Kerry “rainbow”.
John, I literally laughed so hard here that I couldn't breathe. Are you trying to kill me?
How about a black line for treason at Winter Soldier and Paris?
“Kerry Issues Ultimatum to Russians”
Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
It could be much worse for the ukrainians. It could be Muslims taking over their country for example.
Stop interfering or I shall taunt you a second time!
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 March 2014 | John Semineemilyimpossibly
Posted on 3/14/2014 10:26:00 PM by John etc,
US Secretary of State John Kerry chastised Mexico President Vladimacho Putinez for his countrys unwarranted interference in the internal affairs of the USA and warned that serious repercussions will be undertaken.
National sovereignty is a principle that you either respect or dont, Kerry lectured Mexican Foreign Minister Sergeyleo Lavrovetvez in high level talks this past week. Engaging in displays of illegal cross-border emigration or condoning and actual incursions into a foreign country as USA in order to influence or intimidate its government is not acceptable.
Such serious repercussions include boycotting of all Taco Bell restaurants and banning of all tequila imports to the USA.
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