To: The poster self-identifying as Kevmo.
Subject: ButtHurt Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transgender/Transsexual/Agender/Non-gender/Bi-gender/Third-gender/Genderfluid/Trans-man/Trans-woman/Cross-Dresser/It Kevmo
Please fill out and submit this ButtHurt Form as a permanent record of your “feeling” about why you got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
You may continue on the back of the form and you may also attach an addendum to the form.
Our analysis of your responses will determine your overall TROLL point rating at FR.
Please note that extra Troll Rating points will be awarded if you are an FR Retread Troll, a Democratic Underground (DU) Troll, an anti-FR website Troll, a George Soros funded Troll, a Low Information Voter (LIV) Troll, a pretend Conservative Troll, a Homosexual-With-An-Agenda Troll, or a Unique-Type (please provide specific details) Troll.
Be sure to inform us of your particular Troll-type to ensure that you fully receive all of the Troll Rating points you justly deserve.
While we provide this ButtHurt form so that you can identify why you believe your Butt Hurts, please note that filling out the form WILL NOT ease the extremely seared flesh you now have on your posterior, caused by your recent Zotting on FR.
To help you in seeking medical assistance for your smoldering keister we are providing you a free copy of the “Blonde’s Medical Dictionary”. It will enable you to fully understand the Medical terms that your Obamacare provided Doctor may use when discussing treatment.
