Posted on 03/05/2014 10:47:43 AM PST by marktwain
The videos were a hoot. It’s very fortunate that the little girl in the 2nd video wasn’t in the first video scaring the elephant at the “critical” time—it wouldn’t have been a good time for the elephant to be afflicted with “pucker factor”.
I imagine that, had the elephant been so afflicted, that poor unfortunate zookeeper would have been ROCKETED out of the cave, as it were, by the compression caused by “immovable object” (otherwise known as his head) blocking the exhaustion of intestinal gasses building up inside the artificially impacted pachyderm...
It would probably set a new land speed record for an expelled projectile object...
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