Yeah, well I had to work with boob from Haiti who by himself could be blamed for the condition of his country. He said he was smarter than me because he spoke French. I then proceeded in French to tell him I knew everything he had said about me. Qu’elle surprise!
Lol. I was walking one of my job sites when I heard, "El es el jefe. El es un bandido perezoso de meirda gordo."
To which I responded, "Soy el jefe. Usted dice el ingles cuando usted habla de mi o usted puede conseguir la caca y quitarse mi jobsite. Capishe?"
One of them apologized and one said, "No Habla Italian!". I had to smile. A few days later, "El Gordo jefe hablas espanol!" was posted in a porta-potty.
Bet your French grammar was better than his too. the look on his face must have been priceless.
Is that ebonics French? 'Cause there don't be no apo-stra-phee in "quelle".