Heh! That question is like the one I posed to a buddy’s girlfriend many years ago. We were at a local lake and she was slathering baby oil all over herself. Her boyfriend couldn’t have gotten lucky with her that day; she would squirted out of his arms.
I finally couldn’t take it any more and presented the following question: “Why are you wasting that baby oil? Do you know how many babies they have to squeeze to extract that much baby oil?”. Once the image took hold in her brain she was completely disgusted and pissed at me. I didn’t have a date that day, what did I care.
I got a Boy Scout badge one time for eating the most brownies.