[Osage Orange]

I've got a field a 1/4 section.....

I'm thinking your field is wider............

[Paladin2]

Some wheat fields in Montana run between the Interstate and the railroad. I've seen ~4 combines in parallel off in the distance that don't even make it over the hill to see the railroad. It must take days to harvest the place.

Satire is no funnier than reality these days.