My Irish wife constantly complains about her unruly hair. I told her she had the WIBGH gene. She, not having learned yet to know when I am getting ready to chide her, asked what is that gene. My comment: Irish Wild Banchee Gene Hair Gene. I ducked, fortunately.
LOL! You may have ducked that comeback....but I suspect that she will engage in some sort of clever retribution (with a twinkling eye and a profound sense of humor...unless she hasn’t been saying her prayers).
;-)