I call dibs on stuffing the hot rocks in
The Obamas wouldn’t dare invite the American People to a luau, but only their sycophantic “friends” and assorted fellow travelers.
That would be one “packed” party if tickets ended up in the hands of We the People. 50 states worth for 50 years of Michelle’s graft, grumbling, and greed would be a good start. And surely all the tiki torches would come in handy, lol.