LOLOLOL.
A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the beltway. Nothing is moving.
Suddenly a man knocks on the window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, What happened?
Terrorists have kidnapped President Obama. They are asking for a $100 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.
The driver asks, How much is everyone giving, on average?
About a gallon.