[jonrick46]

"“Lead shot is a major factor in environmental pollution,” said Global Advocates for Environmental Awareness spokesperson, Laura Looney. “Granted, the absolute impact of one bullet is tiny. However, the turn toward a more organic method of disposal of unwanted criminals is a powerful symbolic statement that presents a model we hope others will follow.”

I cannot believe someone said that. Either it is a satire or we have an environweenie in full throttle hallucinations as she is suffering from a full mental breakdown. Shoot her in the head and put her out of her misery.

The name Laura Looney, though, makes me suspect this is from a satire article.

[TChad]

...makes me suspect this is from a satire article.

The "Semi-News/Semi-Satire" FR posts by John Semmens are just that. The trick is in separating the news from the satire.

[HollyB]

Ahhh you fell for it this time. Usually it is me...haha.