Station Wagons and Vans.
It's always been a struggle to find a 4dr., Station Wagon body, Manual Trans, largest engine , 4x4.
Four simple criteria. How hard can it be?
Of course now I find I want a Turbo-Diesel too.
(Foot tapping) I'm waiting...
Just make sure to grow out your mullet to match it.
The really annoying part about your criteria is that you can get that vehicle at Audi.de, VW.de, BMW.de, etc. Just not at their corresponding USA sites/dealerships. And much of the reason is over-regulation from NHTSA and EPA.