REPORT: Barack and Michelle 'Sleeping in Separate Bedrooms'- 'Smart $ has the Marriage Doomed'

Reaganite Republican ^ | 28 December 2013 | Reaganite Republican

[Reaganite Republican]

'...with his public approval rating plummeting after 

the disastrous roll­out of his 'Obamacare' health plan... 

now he’s walked smack into the worst marital crisis of his life'

Reports in the tabloid National Enquirer (don't laugh- they broke the John Edwards story when the candidate himself dismissed it as 'made-up' and most everybody else thought it too crazy to be true) have President Obama and his beard wife basically separated and no longer sharing the presidential bed these days. With the last straw being his flirting with the blondie Danish PM at Nelson Mandela's wake, 'inside sources' also had her locking him out of their Chicago home and 'seriously discussing divorce'...

Given the publicly-displayed animosity, various death stares, and consistently graceless immaturity we've seen from these two in the past, not exactly what you'd call a 'surprise'... but such first-hand accounts of a marriage on-the-rocks still count as a revelation.

Voice-of-Russia put a piece out a couple days ago where WH staff sources said Michelle bit her tongue for a couple days, until they were back in the private confines of the White House-- then said they heard her fully unload on Barry with 'I've had enough!'. 

The sources noted that Barack has humiliated Mi­chelle before, but this incident was played out dramatically on the world stage. 'Practically everybody on the planet saw what he did and realized that the President has absolutely no respect for his wife'.

Conservative Infidel National Enquirer

Wikipedia   Voice of Russia

[Reaganite Republican]

***ping***

[ronnie raygun]

A liberal progressive marriage of convienence just ask hillary and weiner

[AlexW]

You mean to say that she is not one of the guys?

[Volunteer]

"... the President has absolutely no respect for his wife"

In all fairness, how could anyone respect that woman? She is chronically unhappy and frequently angry.

[Reaganite Republican]

Rev Wright supposedly specialized in arranging ‘down low’ Chicago matching of closeted gay men to ‘beards’, and even ones for women, like Oprah

[LibsRJerks]

Hate to speculate on any marriage. Marriage is rough, and not for the faint of heart. The strains of public life would either make you or break you, but more often break you.

Doesn’t help if you subscribe to the more liberal, godless philosophy. Sometimes the only thread my own marriage hangs on is my faith in God and that’s it.

[2ndDivisionVet]

Is Barack Obama Gay?
http://hillbuzz.org/is-barack-obama-gay

[pepsionice]

It’s hard to avoid going back to the book...The Amateur, and reviewing personalities.

She held onto him after his one loss early on in the political arena because he convinced her that he wouldn’t continue on in politics. After paying off his bills...he went right back.

She likes the attention, but it hurts because neither of the first couple have thick skin and dislike any negative comments. My humble guess is that she wants the eight years to end....go to Illinois, and run for the Senate in the next election with zero background, and just having him campaign for her across the state. Then divorce him.

[Helotes]

“beard wife”?

I think there is a meaning to that turn of phrase...

[lavaroise]

At Harvard she interpreted every look as demeaning her. She is a most insecure narcissist and extremy jealous... not withstanding her testosterone on top of this.

[snuffy smiff]

FWIW I have NO respect for the Sasquatch either...

[Peter ODonnell]

Has a president ever been tossed out of the White House by a first lady? That would be awkward.

[Truth29]

I suspect President Jarrett would have a talk with her and explain rewards vs. costs to Michelle and make sure she reached the right decision.

[Yorlik803]

Barack has Penis Envy.

[Mark17]

She is chronically unhappy and frequently angry.

I wonder if she is still proud of America? For the first time I mean.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

Well when the husband is gay you know that marriage ain’t going to do too well.

[mlizzy]

I can't imagine them ever sharing the marital bed, not that I give it much thought. Ugly presidency in hundreds of ways. I try to pray for them, and sometimes succeed.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

A friend of mine recently told me he got engaged and all I could think of what to say was “my condolences” LOL!

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

How about the girl who went to High school with him, said he use to do gay tricks for drugs and would con students out of money “Lend me $20 bucks” and he would never pay it back.