and yes I know it is a satire but still.....sniff, sniff, I grew up there.
I also grew up there, when Detroit was more a full fledged, vital city. My alma mater, Cass Tech High School was torn down a few years back. There were eight floors to that high school, and elevators. The juniors in high school used to trick the gullible freshmen into buy ‘elevator passes’. There were no real passes.