[2CAVTrooper]

I remember on Jeff Dunham’s Christmas Special a few years back the character Peanut said:

Peanut: [about Jose Jalapeno on a Stick] Ya know, I don’t think Jose celebrates Christmas.

Jeff Dunham: You don’t?

Peanut: No. He told me they do something called Navidad...

[audience laughter]

Peanut: ...with some chick named Phyllis.

Jeff Dunham: Feliz Navidad.

Peanut: Yeah, that bitch.

[Old Sarge]

"Jingle Bombs, Jingle Bombs..."