T'WAS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS 
Not a creature was stirring except Mesta's mouse
My elastic stockings were drying with care
Hung over the rail at the stop of the stair
I took all my meds and soon began sneezing
Which is better by far than continuous wheezing
Having sneezed about twenty times in a row
I noticed my nose had begun to glow
Competition with Rudolf sort of entered my head
But my nose was too runny and my eyes were too red
So I sighed just a little and logged into FR
Just to tell you how crazy I are