“”Alex Falcone is a fresh, young, moderately attractive comedian living in Portland, OR””
It doesn’t take much to entertain people who live in Oregon. Must be something wrong with me because I didn’t read anything here that made me laugh. Just a lot of pity for a person like that. Well, maybe not A LOT - but some!
“”moderately attractive””
That description might imply he’s a female. Perhaps he is - who knows in today’s world.
”Alex Falcone is a fresh, young, moderately attractive comedian living in Portland, OR”
Which explains why I HATE moderates!
There is NOTHING attractive or comedic about him. So evidently moderates are just a bunch of nothing...yep, I think I’ve got that right.