It is time to stop listening to their constant refrain of, “The sky is falling!” (Unless we restrain personal liberty and tax people out of existence).
- Peak oil
- Globull warming
- Over population
- We're running out of water
- Paper grocery bags are killing forests, we all must use plastic bags. No wait, plastic bags are evil, we all must use disease carrying cloth grocery bags.
- Acid rain is going to kill everyone
- Alar on apples is going to kill humanity
- The Polar ice caps are melting, er wait, they're expanding.
- Everybody (except AlGore) must use only one square of toilet paper to save the planet!
It's time to laugh these dolts out of the public square.
....and DDT kills all the birds.