Whenever a celebrity dies, I always run to a nearby office of a coworker and say “Guess who died! 20 Questions!”
He’s liberal and I remember when I broke the news to him this way Paul Wellstone died.
Male? Yes
Actor? No
Politician? Yes
From USA? Yes
Republican? No
From Minnesota?
Governor? No
Senator? Yes
(paused for a moment)
No! No! No! (Loud sobbing and swearing)
Celebrity?
Mandela was a terrorist. I guess Osama bin Laden was a “celebrity” by that measure.