[Travis McGee]

Here’s a sea story “offer” I never took up....

I was living on Escape Pod One back in the 80s in Fort Lauderdale with the Admiral.

Her gay hairdresser mentioned that he did the hair for the girls at the Cheetah Two Lounge or such. They wanted to get “over all tans” and he mentioned his acquaintance with a sailboat.

Somehow, my wife never took to the idea of our hauling a few strippers off shore during daytime hours for all-over tanning.

To this day I have no idea why not.

[tanknetter]

Somehow, my wife never took to the idea of our hauling a few strippers off shore during daytime hours for all-over tanning.

My personal one isn't that good. But I'm still going to tell it.

College buddy live in the Carolinas, as a really nice 28' (actually, it might be a 33') cabin cruiser. I'm down there on vacay with the fam, and he offers to take me out on the Inland.

We're out for a couple hours, just bumming around, and his wife calls. She and a few of her fellow nursing students want to go out too. We go back and pick them up.

So we're out again and their clothes pretty quickly come off. Young nursing students (all female, I should add) in bathing suits ... sigh. Anyways, they're drinking, joking around, we pull over and anchor a couple times so they can drop in for a swim. He finally looks over to me and in a very evil voice says "You do realize what would be happening right now if we we single ... right?"

So between that and my own eyewitness observations of the boating traffic on the Georgetown, DC waterfront, I really have no doubt that my former O2/O3 colleague from the original story was telling something at least very, very close to the truth ...