Chris Tarango right now must feel deeply in need of a reinforced Depends.
He might want to pick up a case of them
More likely he feels in need for a cheap handgun and a single bullet.
Which he’ll use to kill himself. By shooting himself in the back of the head. Multiple times.
His Linked-In page...
http://www.linkedin.com/pub/christopher-tarango/17/34/712
Those with Linked-In pages get notified when someone looks at their profile. Unless they pay the membership, they don’t always know who looked at their page.