[Libloather]

use holiday parties and family gatherings to encourage their loved ones to purchase insurance.

Pimps usually get paid - no?

[Liz]

Obama's tone was noticeably subdued — amplified by a scratchy phone connection - making it difficult to hear his remarks........

Scratchy phone connection?

Oh, that----musta been the quicksand.

Hard to communicate when you're up to your neck in it.