There will be a five dollar fee, taken out of your paycheck, every time you visit the bathroom.
There will be a five dollar fee, taken out of your paycheck, every time you visit the water cooler.
The doors of this facility will be locked from 8:00 am until 6:00 pm. You are not allowed to enter or leave the building during those times.
Any criticism of the Administration will result in your immediate termination.
You will be required to put in overtime at the discretion of your Supervisor.
Ignore the suicide nets below the upper floors. They are there for your protection.
Enjoy your job!
LOL...
I have working in vaults and closed areas for over 20 years, so I’d give back 10% of my pay for a window AND happily pay your “fees”. ;-)