To: The SOROSian self-identifying as WotansHammer.
Subject: FR Feedback Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Metrosexual/Ms./Bisexual/Transsexual/Ambiguous/Unknown
Please complete and send in the attached FR ButtHurt form so that FR can retain, in our circular file, a historical record of your very brief life-cycle here on FR.
Note: While we provide this ButtHurt form so that you can identify exactly why you believe your Butt Hurts, it is important for you to realize that filling out the form WILL NOT ease the extremely seared flesh you now have on your posterior, caused by your recent Zotting on FR.
P.S. The good news for you is that you now have a standing joke to tell your SOROSian friends, i.e.,
Them: "Do you smoke?"
You: "Only after I get my Butt Zotted on FR!"
Them/You/Us: "Ha, Ha, Ha, that's really funny!"
P.P.S. The bad news for you is that the Viking Kitties can spot you SOROSian Trolls and Disruptors quickly every time you try to spew your poo-poo on FR.
