[papertyger]

And what is in the garden, and what is running around in the woods (feral hogs are a problem here). I'll do ok.

Well I have been watching "Survivorman" Les Stroud for years, so I intend to grab my handy pocket knife, put my bandana on my head, secure a water source, and starve till someone comes to pick me up.

[GeronL]

I don’t think watercress grows wild around here

not that I would know it if I saw it

[JRandomFreeper]

I havn't owned a TV for over a decade, so I guess I'm screwed. I'll have to rely on all that real-world stuff I learned while I wasn't watching TV. ;)

/johnny