The punchline is "Oklahoma sucks" as answer to that age old question of "why doesn't Texas fall into the Gulf of Mexico"...
Thinking about how it was in their youth
Desperados Waiting for a Train (Guy Clark)youtube
Sometimes it rains a whole bunch all at once Texas Flood (Stevie Ray Vaughan)
But if you can pull through, remember to treat people good
Tick Tock [time keeps ticking away] (Vaugh brothers)
but don't try to go semi-pro in serial fashion while being a semi-sport at the same time; or else
http://www.last.fm/music/Whitey+Shafer/_/All+My+Ex%27s+Live+In+Texas
you may end up in some place like Tennessee.
Hasn’t rained a whole bunch all at once for a really long time.