“You assume they travel in linear fashion like we do. They may know how to travel from one point to another non-linear.”
I suspect that pan-dimensional beings have better to do than travel millions of lightyears to probe some hick’s butt and then leave without any further human contact. “Take us to your leader” would have been a lot more credible reason to visit. Hell, let them probe Obama’s butt.
Oh come on! What intelligent being would ask to be taken to Obama?
Be real, man.
Read my post 106 about butt probing.
If they are beings capable of interstellar travel, “take me to your leader” would be the last thing on their agenda.
They would most likely treat us as a curiosity to be studied and not someone to talk to. Just like scientists discovering a new species in the jungle don’t try to engage in conversation with the “lesser” creatures. They simply pick up the creatures and study them as they please.
We would simply be on a far lower level to have any meaningful interaction with space travelers. I don’t believe they would enslave, conquer the planet or eat us either. We have nothing that such an advanced race would need. IMO, the worst case scenario is some individuals may be harmed as a result of their research. Just like we tag and disect a few individuals from a newly discovered species.