Everybody knows it was a cruise missile that hit the Pentagon, and that the passengers from that supposed terror flight were killed by Bush's CIA if they refused to take the witness protection plan with the new name and fake background, so we could go and take all of Iraq's oil... < /sarc >
You forgot to mention how the flight crew was mesmerized into ramming the Pentagon by radiation off the HAARP array, which EvilBoooosh controls from his secret Skull and Bones lair beneath the campus of UT-Austin.