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1 posted on 09/19/2013 5:41:28 PM PDT by Chris Shugart Uncommon Sense
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To: Chris Shugart Uncommon Sense

The standard formulaic leftist diatribe.

Let me just save these “journalists some time. Next occasion you have for writing one of these hand-wringing boo-hoo stories about deportations, just use the following template:

Poor

A) Pedro
B) Maria
C) Jose
D) Jesus Christo

is

A) working
B) babysitting her dozen helpless children
C) discovering a cure for cancer

when

A) thugs
B) goons
C)gestapo
D) roving hordes

from

A) the INS
B) government hit squads

show up at the

A) tiny but impeccable bungalow
B) business gates
C) lettuce patch

and haul away the terrified

A) mother of nine
B) hardworking man who was merely searching for a better life

amid

A) gasps of horror
B) howls of outrage
C) beatific calls for forgiveness for “they know not what they do”.


2 posted on 09/19/2013 5:55:17 PM PDT by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: Chris Shugart Uncommon Sense

Brilliant.


4 posted on 09/19/2013 7:45:57 PM PDT by TBP (Obama lies, Granny dies.)
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