The proof that insanity reigns in our world today: That such a bit of satire could be written. In a sane world, this article would not be poking fun at anyone; there would be no legitimate target. It would be met with a quizzical look and would leave readers wondering if the author was crazy.
Instead, several posters on this thread are asking if it is satire, or is it real.
People in this world are completely adrift.
Finally satire that can be recognized as such.
For the time being......