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To: Timber Rattler

I have yet to hear of a Christian shouting “Thank God” as he pulls the ripcord on suicide vest.


9 posted on 09/03/2013 9:47:49 AM PDT by Michael.SF. (0bama lied, Stevens died, now 0bama covers up the lies.)
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To: Michael.SF.

True story that happen in Moscow few years ago. One women visited her female friend in her apartment. She was wearing sport suit. Both of them had too much to drink. For some reason the rubber band on the sport pants of the visiting friend was torn. The homeowner told her that her husband is electrician and she can give her some electrical wires to put around the pants to hold them up. Good. The friend went back home very late at night completely drunk. In some dark alley she was approached by two men who attempted to rape her. Suddenly they noticed wires around her waist and was shocked. She, drunk as a skunk, held the wires in her hands and started to scream “allah akhbar”.Two man dropped everything in assumption that she have a bomb strapped around her waist and took off with a speed that could rival Olympic sprinters.
Point is that “allah akhbar” can help sometimes..:-)


48 posted on 09/03/2013 11:04:55 AM PDT by QQQQ
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