I wish he would. To hear the U.S. media tell it he parachuted into Osama bin Laden’s camp with a bayonet between his teeth and personally eviscerated the bad guy. I have a hunch, though, that he’ll send somebody else, shortly after his White House trolls leak the entire operation to the press. What a guy.
Oh, but didn’t you hear the whole story?
Obama not only personally led the mission, but he:
* piloted the lead helicopter flying VFR in total darkness;
* put the bird on autohover-whisper-mode;
* Australian-rappelled out with a crew-served weapon in each hand;
* stopped a three-round burst with his sculpted abs;
* kicked down every door with a head butt;
* took out Bin Laden with a double-tap of .50 cal hollow-point tracer rounds; AND
* recorded the whole event with a camcorder strapped to his bicycle helmet!