I gotta tell ya, naming a hurricane after me might even revive my sagging career!
This year there aren’t enough storms to go around.
How about naming piles of dog poop on the sidewalk after the crudites who lie the masses about man made global warming to line their own pockets?
“There’s an Al Gore over there!”
“Watch out for the big Robert Kennedy Junior!”
“Don’t step in the Pelosi!”