I reckon there’s a volcano cult in Hawaii that has one of the marriage certs ... Obammy senior was ‘island hopping’ don’tchaknow.
Someones probably working overtime at the White Hut making a new one. I spose this one will be a better fake than Obamskis. But they’re going to have trouble producing the Wedding photos, and guest lists, and present lists....
And then there’s the death certificate to consider. How do you get one for someone who never existed. Spect they’re on special offer in Hawaii...
In fact Hawaii seems to be quite a center for crooked stuff. Who would have thought it after Hawaii 5 O. New motto, “Don’t book him Danno!”
Wonder how much it cost to buy the necessary cover?