And you wouldn’t even have to get her drunk.
But it is well known in the insane era of MADD dictating and lobbying for insanely low BAC to be considered "drunk driving" that a DUI has lost most of the original meaning.
Seems to be a political statement, and a way for cops to trumpet the "success" of their illegal DUI checkpoints.
Likely this lovely girl was just fine, just managed to go over the magic threshold. But if she was further along, she should have let me be her designated driver.