Good grief, I’ve lived in 9 states over the past 55 years and never went thru any of that balderdash. Last move back to PA was 24yrs ago, and one 2-hr trip to DMV was all it took. Guess I’ll just stay and die here.
Is this satire? HAH, just saw the “Humor” tag... got me on that one! Sucks to be me.
Don’t move. If you do, get rid of your car!
Therein lies the difference. 24 or so years ago I switched from NY to DE - not a problem. 10 years ago, switching from DE to VA - major hassle.
Unfortunately, while the part about the third grade teacher is satire, the rest is right on target. I have to admit getting my car registered in Southlake, TX was a lovely experience. Quaint building and kind people. Getting my passport was a whole other story, snotty people that really didn’t want to be bothered doing the paperwork so they told me I needed a new birth certificate. Mine met all the requirements listed on the government web site, which I had a copy of, but they still refused it raised seal, mother and father’s complete names and all. Tough to be at the mercy of government employees.