Teresa Heinz Kerry Rushed To Hospital, Source Close To Family Says

The Blaze ^ | 7/7/13 | Dave Urbanski

[Travis McGee]

Believe me, he already has a few wealthy widows lined up.

[penelopesire]

LOL..not sure why, but your over the top response made me spit out my sunkist orange drink....lol!! You owe the hotel I am staying in new sheets...LOL!!

[Mark17]

John F’in kerry probably poisoned her for the money

The cops need to check their Lamborghini, to make sure the coolant hasn't been drained off.

[Hot Tabasco]

I’ve always gotten the feeling she never got over the death of John Heinz,

You may be right but I've always thought that she has a severe drinking problem that the MSM is covering up for John "the Gigolo".........

[Revolting cat!]

Apropos, Fritz Maytag, another heir, who put his mind to better things when he bought and developed the failing Anchor Steam brewery in San Francisco, has in recent years been distilling a fine gin called Junipero Gin. Check it out. With raisins or without.

[trisham]

If you visit the site and look at the recent pic of them that was included with the article, their body language is interesting. She’s talking while looking at him, and he’s looking away.

[NautiNurse]

Can’t help but wonder about her prenup...and gin-soaked white raisins.

[NonValueAdded]

There once was a crone on Nantucket ...

[BRL]

Cha-ching...time for new younger wife

[laplata]

Wonder if she tried to off herself?

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No, she enjoys her money too much. My guess is a stroke.

[bigheadfred]

There once was a crone on Nantucket ...
who ate raisins in gin by the bucket...

[Mark17]

I thought you were going to talk about the other guy from Nantucket.

[Kickass Conservative]

Oops, me bad. My Wife’s Father is an OKIE and her Mother was born in Mexico City. Her Family would be considered Caucasian. There is only Spaniard Blood, no Indian Blood.

It’s all part of the Caste System in Mexico. Until I met my Wife, I had no idea such a thing existed.

I should know better. If ever refer to my Wife as Hispanic or Latina, I’ll wake up with some parts missing.

What was I thinking?

[penelopesire]

How can one be critical but stable? I have never understood that terminology. I guess it means she is near death but has stable vitals right now or something.

[RedMDer]

Somebody took her up on her “shove it” comment?

[X-spurt]

If you marry for money, you end up earning every nickel of it.

[Hot Tabasco]

She’s talking while looking at him, and he’s looking away.

There's no marriage there, there never was. She was merely a financial means to an end as was the previous millionaire gal he married........

The guy is just a disgusting horse-faced gigolo

[laplata]

It sounds like a stroke.

[Disambiguator]

taken to a hospital on Nantucket

This begs for a limerick.

[RummyChick]

Given her age she has probably had a stroke, heart attack, or some brain issue.

Probably been sick for awhile given how she has been in hiding.