[cunning_fish]

At this point, the crowd went on a largely peaceful but enthusiastic rampage, destroying most of the commercial enterprises in the city, which were predominantly warehouses storing detonators, wire, and dynamite.

President Obama made no immediate comment, having a prior commitment to appear on "Bowling for Dollars" hosted by Whoopi Goldberg's cousin Yippee.

The State Department described the violence as a "pre-scheduled terrorist attack," which had nothing to do with a lack of anti-Islam films. "President Obama's policy is to defend freedom of speech and improve relations with the Muslim community by arresting anyone who insults Islam - or doesn't insult Islam as an underhanded way to insult Islam," stated Phillipe Rains, Hillary Clinton's personal spokesman. "This policy is working, so you'll do well to shut your pie-hole," he added.

White House Press Secretary James Carney reiterated earlier president's statement, "The future must not belong to those who slander the prophet of Islam, don't slander the prophet of Islam, and anyone in between. We can't be allowed to use free speech for selfish purposes, such as, expressing our opinions."

Having praised the President's determination to protect free speech, the professional American media quickly resumed their important work of playing Mitt Romney's speeches backwards in the hopes of uncovering hidden gaffes and dog whistles.

However, speculations by unprofessional bloggers and second-rate foreign media insinuate that the "true facts" (as they put it) were being covered up in an attempt to avoid damage to President Obama's re-election prospects - a ludicrous reasoning, since not even Univision could possibly damage his 20-pt lead in the national polls.

[OddLane]

Gotta love The Cube.

[Paladin2]

I've been debating the "start at the periphery and move inward" vs. "Nuke Mecca, Medina and Qom".

I'm now down with the start at the center philosophy/strategery.

[Tupelo]

We have some of that here in the United Socialist States of America:
Socialist Wildly Indignant about Nearly Everything.
S.W.I.N.E.

Thank you, Al Capp from nearly 50 years ago.

[PGalt]

Fislam

[Sir Francis Dashwood]

a local businessman who sells detonators, wire, and dynamite to the local mosque construction industry,...

LOL!

[caww]

One of them began shouting,

.... “They are NOT INSULTING us (Moslems) because they think we are all violent, stupid thugs and not peace-loving sons of the prophet. This is an insult to Islam! Let's kill them!”

How deranged can these people get? Evidence once again they need no reason for violence and murder...they are fully “wired” to be as they are....beyond ability to reason at all.

[servo1969]

This is the kind of satire I like.