Why Does Obama Need A Marine to Hold His Umbrella?

The Looking Spoon ^ | 5-17-13 | The Looking Spoon

[X-spurt]

Come on! The Won could not let the rain make the “fake gray for the occasion” start streaking down across dem purple lips, wid da hole mofo world watchin.

[sunny48]

So they’d be uncomfortable and stop asking questions. He doesn’t want to answer questions. He wants to partaaaay

[turdhopper]

obamma is queer. they touch guys. they git guys to do personal stuff for them. whatever

[keats5]

“This poor Marine has been embarrassed in front of the entire country!”

The Marine did nothing to be embarrassed about. Obama embarrassed himself.

[ThomasMore]

If God were standing next to Obama, the arrogant ba$tard would ask Him to hold the umbrella.

[baddog 219]

[red-dawg]

If it were George W. Bush, HE would be holding the umbrella for the MARINE.

[red-dawg]

[dfwgator]

Yes, there are times I miss W.

[bgill]

That poor marine’s face looks like he’s thinking, “Oh, please, don’t let this get on facebook or my buddies will never let me live this down.”

[bgill]

W would have held his own umbrella. Actually, W is smart enough to take one look at the sky and moved it inside.

[Buckeye McFrog]

Because a Sailor would have told him to shove-off?

Sorry, a little inside Navy humor there.

[spokeshave]

It's easier to teach goats to surf than for Obama to understand an umbrella .....

[SWAMPSNIPER]

[mark3681]

The Marine did nothing to be embarrassed about. Obama embarrassed himself.”

I agree, he didn’t. Zero embarrassed him. There is a slight difference.
And, don’t expect zero to be embarrassed about anything. No soul, no emotion.

[GrandJediMasterYoda]

[PROTESTBYPROXY]

This man will do anything to denegrate Americans! He truly hates us.

[bgill]

Perfect.

[Guardian Sebastian]

I feel that the whole reason this was held outside in the rain is so he could duck out on any questions since it was raining. It could have easily been held inside.

[The Looking Spoon]

I was thinking the same exact thing.