the plugs roots are deep...they penetrate the steel plate in his head and activate his phony centers in his defective brain.......
Plugs has a PAPER plate in his head . . . once every year he has to rub potato salad on it.
And if he walks near a microwave oven while it's on, he pees his pants and blacks out. (Sorry about the wanton use of the word "BLACKS"). It's true, I tellya'!