I remember a guy saying his restaurant would have “French food, English service and American plumbing.”
A friend of mine once said “Europe has the best and the worst. German engineering, French food, Italian romance, and the British soldier. But it also has Italian engineering, British food, German romance and the French soldier.”
Hell...
Where the food is British
The police are German
The cars are French
The lovers are Swiss
...and the whole thing is run by Italians