[a fool in paradise]

Allegretti was the Rush Street crew boss who ran the vice rackets -- gay bars, strip clubs, whore houses, gambling dens

According to PFLAG and former governor Eliot Spitzer, Allegretti sounds like a civil rights pioneer that all screwlchilrun should learn about and seek to emulate.

[Lx]

I know you’re kidding but the Secret Service doesn’t have a sense of humor about these things even though it comes through at an oblique angle. You might want to ask to have it removed.
Although, out of the three you mentioned, the one with the most integrity is the Mafioso.

Am I the only one that thinks maybe PFLAG should consider dropping one letter?

[Revolting cat!]